I didn't know it was wrong to allow a baby to feed from its mother's nipple in public. What about at a nudist colony? I suppose the childs
head and the offending nipple could be covered up--
Those religious paintings that show a baby at the mothers breast, I thought were beautiful, now that I know that breast feeding is wrong, I told my friend
and she immediately took all the pacifiers in the house, doused them with gas, and burned them! As for the religious icons, dump em! Just cause they are a couple thousand years old isn't license to stomp all over the rights of those who will not rest until even dog teats are covered during feeding, pants on all male animals mandatory, and there are no more offending protrubances(even if you felt around for them).
I always knew there was something weird going on under that blanket, now that I know I will protest vigorously and vociverosly
to the authorities. It isn't about breast feeding. It's about the possiblility
of some low life getting turned on by the sight of a nipple....No wonder
you can't take the boy out of the farm....
All those cows....
maybe burkas aren't such a bad idea....Hiding sex is good. People get in an uproar when a mother breastfeeds. Logic tells me that breastfeeding in public is sex... So.... Showing
public floggings for allowing disgraceful behavior is good. Men wearing burkas is good It will HIDE the obvious filth.
In some parts of the world, stoning a woman for loving someone will get you stoned. I dunno...me I like to get stoned and THEN love someone. Maybe they read the wrong manual?
Back to the main subject: Sin and Atonement and other balony
For purity reasons, straws, candy canes, whore hound candy, salt water taffy, CIGARS, pipes, and hard candy should be banned. Cows will be milked in the dark so the milker doesn't get the wrong idea...Moreover, men should never be allowed alone with the neighbors slow cooker....
Enjoy your holiday, pray for my miserable and unworthy soul.
